The Spice in the Relationship

Starter for the wonderful Gingy~

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Tony wandered the halls of Stark tower, searching for his girlfriend. Spotting her slender form in the kitchen, standing in front of the microwave, he headed over. 

“Pepper. Pepper help. We’re out of Scotch.”

Pepper turned around at the mention of her name. She began to giggle uncontrollably and booped Tony’s nose. “That’s a funny word you know,” she slurred. “Scotch. Scooootch. S-C-O-T-C-H. Hehehe”- she paused abruptly and looked back to Tony. “Oh right! Food!!” Pepper turned back to the microwave she had yet to turn on and began humming an old Disney song.

Tony grabbed her shoulders and turned her around. “Pepper, are you… high?” Squinting at her, he continued, “You are! You’re high! Where’d you even get the weed? And why didn’t you share?” He continued to look at Pepper as she brought her hand up to his face and started to stroke his beard. “And you’ve got the munchies. Oh, this is just too perfect. I could get so much blackmail material out of this.”

“That’s another funny word! Blaaackmaaiill. But it doesn’t mean nice things, does it?” her face scrunched up in confusion. “You have prickly face. Hehehe prickly. So many fun words!” Pepper cocked her head to the side and looked at him. “Your lab had green stuff in it. Dummy set it on fire and it smelled really good.” She continued to laugh at the memory. “Hungry. Still hungry….”

Tony couldn’t help but chuckle at his girlfriend’s ridiculous behavior. He ruffled her hair and slung an arm around her shoulders, guiding her to the couch. “Just hang here, and I’ll pop us some popcorn, okay?” As he walked back to the kitchen, his fond chuckle turned into a grumble. “That heap of scrap metal. That was my emergency stash.”

“oooookay!” Pepper replied, finishing off with a mock-anime pose. She flopped onto the couch and waited for Tony to return. As she did, she pulled out her phone and noticed she had emails from the Board of Directors. Being a workaholic through and through, Pepper began to answer them. Little did she know, her brain was still clouded from the drug and began getting angry and confused emails back. “Hey Tonyyyy,” she called. “What’s with the Board today? They’re being meanies…”

Tony quickly made his way back to the couch where Pepper was sprawled. Snatching the phone out of her hands, he quipped, “Whoa, no no no. You’re not in any condition to do work. You stop that.” Typing a quick ‘reply all’ with an apology and a bogus excuse—JARVIS never got viruses, but who were they to know?— he stepped back into the kitchen just as the microwave went off. He dumped the popcorn into a huge bowl and flopped onto the couch next to his girlfriend. “Any preference in movie, miss high-out-of-her-mind?”

“Noooooo!! My phone!” Pepper tried desperately to snatch the phone back, but Tony held it just out of reach. Giving up, she snuggled up to her boyfriend and reached for some popcorn. “I have nooo idea,” she replied as her eyes began to flutter closed.

“I guess I get to pick, then,” Tony mumbled into the top of her head. He flipped through the channels until he found Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, and then threw an arm around Pepper. “This Robert Downey Junior guy sure is a real looker.”

Pepper began to laugh again. “You only say that ‘cause I said he looks like you!” she reached up and booped his nose again.

He chuckled. “True, true.” He kissed her on the cheek and turned the volume down on the television. “I have a feeling you won’t be watching much of this movie,” he said, referring to her obvious tired state. “Go to sleep, stoner.”

“I’m not a stoner,” she mumbled into his chest as she snuggled further into him. “Hey Tony? Don’t let me get near the green stuff again…”